True Blood vs Twilight by balletXoxO13, literature
Literature
True Blood vs Twilight
TRUE BLOOD vs TWILIGHT
Bill vs Edtard
Bill: willing to burn in sunlight for loved one.
Edtard: willing to *sparkle* in sunlight for death.
Bill: Drinks human blood/tru blood.
Edtard: bunny rabbits and deer
Bill: Insanely kick ass.
Edtard: Obvious dumb ass.
Sookie vs Mary su- erm 'Bella'
Sookie: Can defend herself.
Bella: Falls everytime Edtard turns his back.
Sookie: Can read minds/mystical bonus powers that no one knows what the hell they are. Clearly more than human
Bella: Oh Noes!1!11 Edtard (*sparkle sparkle*) can't read my mind11!!!1
Sookie: Risks life to save loved ones.
Bella: Noes!11!1 Edward come back!1!1!! **jumps off